We’ve all seen them, but you don’t notice them. They like it that way. Be careful not to become one...
5. The One That Can’t Walk No More
This one is a treat. It’s usually your friend. They aren’t able to walk anymore. They have to be carried to the car. They usually vomit all over your seats while they cry. Then they blame you. They tell you things like “why didn’t you do anything to help me?!” Yes. Apart from being nasty, they’re ungrateful. 🤬🤮
4. The Faded DD
This one is a treat. You ask your friend who does not party or drink to do just that. To drive you and keep you safe. This scoundrel ends up chugging more at the bar than a horse after crossing the desert. He usually blacks out. You end up more sober than him or her. You end up spending money on an uber.
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3. The Bad & Boujee
You’ve all seen this one. She is wearing a tight dress, professional make up. And 11 inch heels. She dances like she works for it, maybe she does. She’ll take all the drinks men buy her. She’ll twerk it all. This one is a transformer. Why? Because when the man asks her what is she doing after or for her snapchat, she will curse and tell them she aint no slut. Even though, no one ever called her one. It just doesn’t make sense.
2. The Not So Tough Guy In The VIP
This one is straight out of a movie. Its a pretty boy from the suburbs, but he acts like he’s a narco. He looks down on everyone from the VIP. He didn’t go there to have fun, he’s there so people see him and make himself feel better. He sits in a pink polo, super skinny jeans, & loafers. He doesn’t dance. He only drinks. Most importantly, he is not a real narco. He sells a bit of weed & flashes a little pistol on his snapchat. That one.
1. The One With No Money
This one is the dangerous one. This one might be your own friend, hell, even your cousin! This character does not carry money. This character doesn’t intend to spend money. Thats their plan. This one can be a girl. She has the looks and she knows it. She will flirt like she’s a single mother on vacation. However, she’s not interested. She wants you to buy her 5 drinks and then go home, alone. In more severe cases, she will flirt her way into the VIP, take pics of the bottle, upload, scream, perrea, and goes home, alone. In her mind & in her instagram caption: “last night was a success 🍾🍻💯”
